Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I am so ready for vacation! Phill & I leave on Thursday night for VEGAS!! He's bowling in the National Bowling Tournament there on Sunday & Monday. I'm just tagging along b/c, well, it's VEGAS BABY! Can't wait! The reasons why I am so ready for a vacation are below:
*Last weekend while back home in Iowa for Memorial Weekend Phill & I went putt-putt-golfing with a friend of mine and her boyfriend. We were at a hole with big rocks in the middle for difficulty. When putting in my ball I so did not fall over one of the rocks and sprain my wrist!! No, not me, I would never embarrass myself that badly on a double date! My wrist does not still hurt.
*At work at the University of Minnesota during new student orientation I did not laugh so hard at one of my co-workers that I snorted! No way, I have way more class and style than to let one of those slip out. I did not get a lot of stares.
*Lastnight while running an errand with Phill I did not program in a reminder on my phone to remember my Spanx for the Vegas trip.
*Yesterday morning one our way to church this car was going soooooo sllllooooowwww in front of us! I was getting rixirritated! I was not motioning COME ON and making hurry up hand gestures when Phill said "They are turning into the church parking lot." Not me! I do not have any road rage problems whatsoever! Oops! Hope they didn't notice me!
*Last weekend while playing poker with family and friends I DID NOT try and steal poker chips from the other players. I DO NOT cheat at games. I won all my chips fair and square!!
Thanks for the free therapy! Later gators!!
